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9/6 The goats are still mad we switched hay mixes weeks ago. When I feed them in the morning, they pull all the hay out of the feeder, throw it on the ground, and pee on it. Then when we are getting ready to milk them in the evening, they are so hungry. So very hungry. Nobody has ever been as hungry as they are, they are building spaceships and exploring vast new planets of hunger and privation in little horned space suits. They run up to the barn and pull hay off the bales and give me Stares That Promise They Will Remember How I Starved And Tormented Them When They Are God-Queens Of The Universe.
It is the exact same hay, you guys.
Apple harvest starts tomorrow. If you never hear from us again, it’s because one of those thrice-accursed treefrog warriors lurking in the apple trees has finally managed to slay their ancestral enemies, the Shakers Of Trees.
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lazyevaluationranch:

9/6 The goats are still mad we switched hay mixes weeks ago. When I feed them in the morning, they pull all the hay out of the feeder, throw it on the ground, and pee on it. Then when we are getting ready to milk them in the evening, they are so hungry. So very hungry. Nobody has ever been as hungry as they are, they are building spaceships and exploring vast new planets of hunger and privation in little horned space suits. They run up to the barn and pull hay off the bales and give me Stares That Promise They Will Remember How I Starved And Tormented Them When They Are God-Queens Of The Universe.

It is the exact same hay, you guys.

Apple harvest starts tomorrow. If you never hear from us again, it’s because one of those thrice-accursed treefrog warriors lurking in the apple trees has finally managed to slay their ancestral enemies, the Shakers Of Trees.

The dentist wasn’t too bad, actually. I hardly felt a thing, the lady was really accommodating and patient and she explained everything before it happened. Not like that cunt bag I used to have. He was an impatient douche. Anyway, looks like it’s gonna be a night of sailing the high seas and sailing the seas high in AC4 for me tonight…Got sod all else to do :P

I don’t know what to do. I’m gonna call them up when my dad’s home and basically just ask them why a thirty minute delay that was caused by their site should cost me a year of my life and £12,000. I don’t want to do any of this any more. I’m tired of the stress. Someone just give me a one-way ticket to the US. I’ll take it tomorrow, seriously, I just want away from responsibilities to friends and family. That way, if I fuck up, it’ll only affect me and nobody I care about needs to know how much of a royal fuck up I am. Such a stupid cunt.

Wow, some how uni managed to find an even worse thing to do than fail me.

When I was handing in my work, I started my upload before midnight on the final day but two of them took so long that they uploaded like 30 minutes after midnight. Uni have taken that as a “fail” but rather than just telling me to fuck off, they’ve given me an option to “re-study”. So basically, I can pay another like £9,000 (not including rent, living costs etc) and waste another year of my life to go back to uni and basically just hand in work I’ve ALREADY DONE. They want me to spend an entire year on two assignments that I’ve already done. I don’t know what to do. I don’t want to think about it but I have to. This is even worse than failing.

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